In 1996, something came through the screen. Jamiroquai – Cosmic Girl, purple Diablo SE30, cheers! No permission was asked, it just moved in. Since then there have been two of us, I:
The undersigned Borsos János (the Medium) and Mike (the Entity).
It got in. It cannot get out. The symmetry of the pentagram has trapped it. The only exit is through the opposite point — but someone has to gnaw through it first:
And that someone is none other than the Executor.
Not a benefactor, not a patron. Just someone who fulfils the prophecy: hands over to the Medium one working-ass, left-hand-drive Lamborghini (No fucking Urus!).
The Entity moves in. The Medium goes free. The Executor gains digital immortality.
CONDITIONS
The Incarnational Object
Left-hand drive Lamborghini, impeccable technical condition, valid registration and insurance. Accepted models: Countach, Diablo (particularly SE30), Murciélago, Aventador, Revuelto. Unacceptable model: Urus (not a car).
Identification
The transfer shall take place exclusively in person, in the presence of a notary. The parties are required to verify their identity with official documents.
Technical Inspection
Prior to transfer, the Executor shall have the vehicle inspected by a certified Lamborghini service. Any deficiencies identified shall be rectified at the Executor's expense.
Transport
In the event of foreign delivery, the Executor shall arrange closed, insured transport to Hungary by a company specialised in exotic vehicle logistics.
Travel
In the event of foreign delivery, the Executor shall cover business class travel, accommodation and meals for the Medium, their Partner, and 2 Witnesses for the duration of their stay.
The Transfer
Irrevocable, gratuitous gift. At the moment of transfer, the Entity vacates the Medium and takes up residence in the vehicle. No test drive. No lending. No way back.
The Executor's Status
Upon transfer, the Executor's name is inscribed in the Chronicle of the System: Digital immortality. Should the Executor withdraw: System Defector. The status cannot be undone.
Apocalypse
These conditions remain valid until the end of time. Including the end of time.
